Predator: Badlands brings Star Wars sweetness to film's most lethal hunter
The Predator, as a fictional adversary, is irrepressibly cool. The invisibility, the radar vision, those harpoon spikes, the mandibles that glisten as it moves in for the kill—there’s a reason why the alien creature endures as one of film’s most iconic monsters. But design is only a part of its charm. In John McTiernan’s 1987 jungle chop-a-thon Predator, its appeal came from the unknown. That its quarry—filled out by alpha machos like Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and Dillon (Carl Weathers), among others—had no idea what stalked them, only that it was faster and deadlier. A squad of Rambos up against an enemy who could best them at their own violent game, a sly B-movie subversion of the ’80s action flick during its peak. Dutch’s sole hope for survival boiled down to one piece of almost elemental logic: “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”
The mystique of the Predator, what it was and where it came from, was best left to the imagination; the second you start pulling at that thread, the whole idea falls apart. What kind of ridiculous cosmic being would achieve interstellar travel for the sole purpose of hunting big game across the galactic expanse? From where does it hail? Does it go home to a spouse? File taxes? The less we knew, the better. All that mattered was that the Predator was awesome—and bug-nuts terrifying.